Monday, October 14, 2013

Customer Care in 2020

Customer Care in 2020…


Operator : Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your…

Customer : Hello, can I order..

Operator : Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?

Customer : It s eh…, hold………. on……889861356102049998-45-54610

Operator : OK… you’re Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?

Customer : Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : We are connected to the system Sir.

Customer : May I order your Seafood Pizza…

Operator : That’s not a good idea Sir.

Customer : How come?

Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir

Customer : What?… What do you recommend then?

Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You’ll like it.

Customer : How do you know for sure?

Operator : You borrowed a book entitled Popular Hokkien Dishes from the National Library last week Sir.

Customer : OK I give up… Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?

Operator : That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99!

Customer : Can I pay by! credit card?

Operator : I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.

Customer : I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives.

Operator : You can’t Sir. Based on the records, you’ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today.

Customer : Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?

Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can t wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle…

Customer : What!

Operator : According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,…registration number 1123…

Operator : Is there anything else Sir?

Customer : Nothing.! .. by the way… aren’t you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?

Operator : We normally would Sir, but based on your records you’re also diabetic…….

Customer : #$$^%&$@$%^

Operator : Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman…?

Customer : Faints…..

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Sunday, October 6, 2013

Girl's awww awwwww

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Boy: “It Annoys Me..”
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Girl: “Awwww… I Am So Sorry”
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Boy: “It’s Ok, You Are A Sweet hear..
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Girl: “Awww… I Know
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Boy: “Get Lost Bye..
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Girl: “Awww… Baby Gussa Ho Gya..”
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Boy: “Whatever
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Girl: “Awwww…. You Look So Cute
When Angry”
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Boy Pulls Out The Gun, Shoots Himself
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She: “Awww…. Mar Gaye“

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Friday, August 16, 2013

UNDEFINED ALIENS [PART-4]- ALIEN PROOF ON THE EARTH

According to many archaeologists, ancient astronaut theorists and main stream scientists, Earth was visited in the past by extra terrestrials with superior knowledge, forever changing the course of human history. What if it were all true? Many questions, theories and research has been brought up about this topic. As the awareness and curiosity of many individuals began to grow, a lot more government paid occupations had been created regarding this topic. New discoveries regarding such a topic have been exposed by fully researching in to it, asking the who, what, when, where, why and HOW. Many curious and bright minded individuals have come together to figure out such a mystery. There are many strong indications. But, in the end, what you believe is yours to decide.

10) The Nazca Lines

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Drawn into a high plateau in Peru’s Nazca Desert, a group of ancient designs stretching more than 50 miles has astounded archaeologists for decades. Along with simple lines and geometric shapes, drawings of animals, birds and humans have also been made, some measuring 600 feet across. From their colossal size, the drawings can only be viewed and appreciated from way up in the air – and there is no evidence that the Nazca people invented flying machines. According to ancient astronaut theorists, the figures were used as guidelines for spaceships as they came in for landing, and the lines served as runways.

9) Vimans

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Many Sanskrit stories, which were written in India more than two millennia ago, contain information about mythical flying machines called “Vimans”. Comparing the similarities between descriptions of Vimanas and people who have observed UFO’s, ancient alien theorists have suggested that India was visited in the past by astronauts from other planets.

8) Pyramids of Giza

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Ancient alien theorists believe that visitors from other planets helped humans build architectural wonders like Egypt’s Giza Pyramid. Not only is Giza an incredible feat of engineering for its time, but it lies at the intersection of the longest lines of latitude and longitude. How is this possible? Did the builders of the pyramids already understand the Earth was round and its dimensions?

7) Teotihuacan

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Ancient alien theorists have pointed out that some ancient monuments demonstrate a thorough knowledge of astronomy surpassing knowledge of later cultures. The Pyramid of the Sun at Mexico’s Teotihuacan, lies at the center of a complex of pyramids, each aligned with a planet in the solar system.

6) The Sumerians

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The Sumerians are one the oldest civilizations known to man. The Sumerians believed they were created by the Annunaki, which was a group of E.T’s. The Sumerians believed the Annunaki came from the stars to planet earth to mine for gold. According to ancient myths, the Annunaki needed workers to mine for gold, so they genetically engineered and created the Sumerians (or humans).

5) Pacal’s Sarcophagus

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From Southern Mexico, Pacal the Great ruled over the Mayan city of Palenque, during the seventh century. He was buried inside a pyramid called the Temple of Inscriptions. The intricately carved lid of his sarcophagus has become a classic work of Mayan art and also proof and evidence for ancient alien theorists. In their view, Pacal is pictured in a spaceship during takeoff, with his hand on a control panel, his foot on a pedal and an oxygen tube in his mouth.

4) Mahabharata and Ramyana

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These are Ancient Indian Epics that talk about a great battle with men in flying machines, nuclear like explosions and large powerful weapons. Written over 2000 years ago. Are they just a good story or did they witness something in the sky back then? There are also interesting parallels to this concept in the Bible.

3) Puma Punku

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Located in South America, in the Bolivian highlands, Puma Punku is a field of stone ruins scattered with enormous, finely carved blocks. Such precise workmanship on a massive scale would have been nearly impossible without modern tools and machines, yet the ruins are more than 1,000 years old. Ancient alien theorists have hypothesized that extraterrestrials with advanced engineering techniques created the site or advised the people who built it. The Stones of Pumu Punku are made up of granite and diorite, and the only stone harder is diamond. Not only were these stones really hard to cut, but they were also extremely heavy. One of these stones weighs 800 tons!

2) Aliens and the Third reich

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Invading armies of almost invincible power, incredible weaponry designed to intimidate and annihilate. During the second world war, Germany possessed the most technologically advanced military in the world. Weapons such as the jet aircraft, precision bombers and guided missiles, all designed to blitzkrieg along Europe. They developed the first cruise missile, the V1 buzz bomber and the V2 – the first ballistic missile. German scientists were the envy of the world, but what made them so advanced? Were they simply smarter than others? They were simply viewing ancient texts not as legendary myths, but as source of historical and scientific fact. The Nazi’s were the best oriental scholars in the world, so they translated ancient texts such as the Hindu Sanskrit in to German.In 1939, German scientists invented their own flying saucer shaped aircraft and called it the “Haunebu”. When the Nazi party swept in to power in 1933, The Vril society encouraged Hitler and his henchmen to fund a world wide search of ancient alternative technologies. German scientists and researchers scoured the planet for ancient texts and relics, such as the holy grail and the arc of the covenant. Much more evidence points to the Nazi’s dealing with alien technology.

1) Flower of Life

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The Flower of Life was known around in ancient times, occurring in Temple of Osiris, Romania, Israel, China and many more places. Everything in the universe is Geometric, whether its people, trees, animals, planets, solar systems, stars, you name it. Everything in the universe comes out of this single pattern. The Metatrons cube forms from the Flower of life which forms the five platonic solids (Tetrahedron, Hexahedron, Octahedron, Dodecahedron, Icosahedron) which makes up the whole universe. Every element in the periodic table of elements has a geometric relation to one of the five platonic solids. So everything that modern science knows about elements and reality are tied together to the platonic solids, which comes from the Metatrons cube, which is formed from the fruit of life, which comes from the flower of life.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

UNDEFINED ALIENS [PART 3]- MUH NOCHWA AT LAKHIMPUR KHERI (UP)

During the summer of 2002, people in the Lucknow area (Lakhimpur kheri, sitapur) of the province of Uttar Pradesh experienced a wave of panic that made national headlines. Strange lights in the night sky coincided with reports of people being attacked in their homes and on the streets by something that left burns and scratches.

Uttar Pradesh is in the north of India and the events occurred in a radius of 50 miles of Lucknow. Military, police and scientists offered explanations that included ball lightning, Pakistani terrorism, insects and mass hysteria. The popular press ran stories of UFO claims, deaths and people being injured in the panic.
People called it "MUH-NOCHWA.."
To begin with, reports began to circulate of UFOs. Flashing blue and green lights were seen in the night skies. The reports were word-of-mouth and soon gained the attention of the local press. Initially, the reports only included unusual activity of these lights. Shortly after the accounts developed a closer, human element as people claimed to have been approached by solitary red, blue and/or green lights and to have then been injured. The claimed injuries ranged from scratches to electric burns to deep wounds. It may be robot sent by Aliens.

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Man vs. Woman


Must read guys its intresting...

Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman......A MUST READ!

1. MULTI-TASKING
Women - Multiple process
Womens brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook.
Men - Single Process
Mens brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

2. LANGUAGE
Women can easily learn many languages. But can not find solutions to problems. Men can not easily learn languages, they can easily solve problems. That's why in average a 3 years old girl has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 yeard old boy.

3. ANALYTICAL SKILLS
Men brains has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. They can analyze and find the solution for a process and design a map of a building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by women, they can not understand it. Women can not understand the details of a map easily, For them it is just a dump of lines on a paper.

4. CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, mans analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and he drives accordingly. Where woman take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. Mans single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrates only on driving.

5. LYING
When men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Womans super natural brain observes facial expression 70%, body language 20% and words coming from the mouth 10%. Mens brain does not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, do not lie face to face.

6. PROBLEMS SOLVING
If a man have a lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts them in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If a woman has a lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problems being solved or not.

7. WHAT THEY WANT
Men want status, success, solutions, big process, etc... But Women want relationship, friends, family, etc...

8. UNHAPPINESS
If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on their work. If men are unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the relations.

9. SPEECH
Women use indirect language in speech. But Men use direct language.

10. HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking. Men act a lot without thinking...
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Saturday, August 10, 2013

True Story of Couple

Must Read true Story
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Boy : Hey Jaan i am missing yew a lot , kal mile plzz??
Girl: baby me also missing .. haan kal milte hai
next day Boy call her n says
Boy: Jaan m really sorry aaj ka program postponed karna padega
mera ek frnd problem me fass gaya hai.. so uske saath hu abhi
Girl: hmm.. i was so excited to meet you ... you spoiled my day and mood.. tumhare liye to tumhare dost hi sab kuch hai:@:->
i dont wana talk to you .. mujhe call ya msg mat karna byee
Boy ( upset n confused what to do )
usne ye baat frnd ko batai
Frnd : koi baat nai be tu jaa .. bhabhi tujhe miss kar rai hai
agar teri jarurat padegi to mai tujhe call kar dunga
Boy : thnx meri jaan ... bt call jarur kar dio agar prob hui to
Chal byee
or fir ladka apni gf se milne chala jata hai
Now few days Later
Girl : hey baby bahut din ho gaye hume mile, kal mile??
Boy : ok jaan ... sure
Nex day
Girl call him n says
Girl: Jaan iam sorry hum aaj nai mil paayenge
meri ek frnd bahar se aayi hui hai use shopping karvani hai
Boy ( depress n upset ) : ok jaan koi nai.. hum fir kabhi mil lenge
Girl : thnx baby i Love u
Boy : love yew too
Conclusion : Boys are more understanding
or ye story 99.9% couples ki hai .. mostly girls is baat se deny karengi par andar hi andar une b pata hai k aisa hota hai...

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Friday, August 9, 2013

VERY FUNNY MUST READ

VERY FUNNY MUST READ: LOL
Men are Honest (story)

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked..

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with AISHWARYA RAI. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife .
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others...

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Thursday, August 8, 2013

10 paise bachaane ka tarika

TIPS How To Save 10 Paise Per Year.....
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Isme Bhi Interested Ho?
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Buffalo Joke

A Boy was driving a car ... :)
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A girl on a scooty overtook him !!
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Boy shouted, "Hey Buffalo" ... ;)
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Girl turned back n shouted.."you donkey, idiot, stupid monkey" !!
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Suddenly she had an accident. She was hit by a buffalo crossing d road.. :(
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MORAL:"Girls never try to understand what a boy wants to
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Wednesday, August 7, 2013

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Haan. yupee Phir thik hai.:DD
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Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar.
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Tuesday, August 6, 2013

UNDEFINED ALIENS [PART-2] -OBJECTIVES OF ALIEN VISIT IN MAHABHARAT AND RAMAYANA

When you read the Mahabharata you may become skeptic over the involvements of hi-tech weapons.  How can people riding in horses and elephants and other primitive warfare used advanced weapons ?? On the one hand Mahabharata talks about primitive methods like bow and arrows, chariots, elephants, forts etc.  On the other hand it mentions high tech weapons, vimanas, warriors who could withstand incredible weapons etc. What has really happened ? If we go indepth and find out the roots of various events in Mahabharatha, signs of powerful Alien presence are visible. These Aliens may be millions of light years ahead of us in technology. To understand their technology our 21st century human brain may be incapable. Scientist say that the human brain is evolving in accordance with time. In other words, human brain inculcates the knowledge of all our predecessors which are stored in its DNA. So to perceive things that are millions of light years ahead is almost impossible through materialistic means. Whereas through spiritual means, Rishis and great saints through yogic trans travel in time without limits attain knowledge and enlighten us.

The British theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking said he is almost certain that alien life exists in other parts of the universe, "To my mathematical brain, the numbers alone make thinking about aliens perfectly rational. The real challenge is to work out what aliens might actually be like". He believes alien life not only certainly exists on planets but perhaps even in other places, like within stars or even floating in outer space. He has also warned that a few of these species might be intelligent and threaten Earth. "If aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans," he said. He has advocated that, rather than try to establish contact, humans should try to avoid contact with alien life forms. But I believe that the highly advanced Aliens knew the entire methodology of the earth, long long ago. They also knew what will be the potential of human brain to perceive in a given period of say "light years".  

Recent history teaches us that succeeding in war depends on the type of weapons and not the quantity of the Army involved.  For example Israel is a small country, but with its advanced missiles and hi-tech fighter jets, it prevails over its neighboring countries with a much more larger quantity of Army divisions. Same scenario applies to Mahabharata where, Pandavas very much lesser in numbers succeeding the Kauravas because of the might of their weapons technology.  Most of the weapons mentioned were high-tech and with no traces of them manufactured in this planet, the only possibility of obtaining it is from the Aliens.  Therefore I believe,  Advanced Weapons, launchers and armored vehicles were received from Aliens and were used along with mundane bows, arrows and chariots in Mahabharata. 
By the year 1979, Mr. David W. Davenport (an India born English man) published a book named “Tomlinson devastation 2000BC” in Italy, in which he raised an alien theory about the ruins of Mohenjo Daro. This theory was the backdrop of excavations of Mohenjo Daro when archeologists found a large number of skeletons, which displayed a shocking death scenario of the past.  where almost entire city population was died on the streets. Davenport thought that the Aryans controlled regions where space aliens were mining minerals and exploiting other natural resources, because it was a Mongol city, the aliens had agreed to destroy Mohenjo Daro on behalf of the Aryans. The aliens needed the friendship of the Aryan kings so that they could continue their prospecting and research. Though the Aryan Invasion Theory was later proved as crap by scientific research and archeological discoveries the Alien presence advocated by Davenport makes sense.  Because such a devastation could not happen unless and otherwise an advanced technological weapon was used.  The only possibility being the involvement of scientifically advanced Aliens. 

The weapons of Mahabharatha obtained by the most powerful characters are from a very few sources. One main source of knowledge is "Parasurama" from whom Drona passes it to the Pandavas, Kauravas, Aswattama and others. Karna also learns the science of weapons from Parasurama, son of Jamadagni who source knowledge from super power lord "Shiva". The incredible "Bhishma" acquires knowledge from sage "Vashishta" on various subjects. Arjuna too becomes more powerful than his peers because of his obtaining weapons from Lord shiva and the Devas. [Pasupathastra from shiva and weapons from Indra, Vayu, Kuvera, Yama etc].

The Devas and the Asuras are Aliens who belong to outer worlds and were always in dispute with each other in their respective planets. The Deva's are authorized to take care of the administration (probably) of this galaxy or a dimension of space. The Asuras who are rebels against the authority of Devas habitually try to capture the Deva's core planet "Devaloka".  But Devas defeat them at times by their own power or seek the help of the universal super powers or scientifically infinitely advanced trinity like "Brahma", "Vishnu" and "Shiva". These infinitely super powers take Avatars and contain the Asuras. It is assumed that the Devas or Aditis defeated the Asuras and drive them out from their home planets. The Asuras to consolidate their position might have selected Earth and started to occupy the planet. They (The Asuras) implanted their genes into different creatures of the earth. The Devas in order to retain their sovereignty, came to the earth by taking births in human bodies [Probably the human body is the best instrument to live in earthly conditions but genetically modifying their DNA to withstand powerful weapons] The Aliens took birth in different human bodies by way of natural and artificial means.


"ADI PARVA SECTION LXIV (Adivansavatarana Parva continued)"The Asuras, O lord of men, began to be born in kingly lines. And the sons of Diti (Daityas) being repeatedly defeated in war by the sons of Aditi (celestials) and deprived also of sovereignty and heaven, began to be incarnated on the earth. And, O king, the Asuras being possessed of great powers, and desirous of sovereignty began to be born on earth amongst various creatures".

From the above we could understand that that the Aliens not only provided weapons but also participated in the war. Their biological structure was also very strong enough to withstand powerful weapons, while ordinary humans died in millions. The Aliens used high technologies such as human cloning, vitro fertilization, artifical insemination, embryonic stem cells, sperm preservation etc. to establish their footprints in Earth.
 [ view Medical science in Mahabharatha for ruther information ] 

Let us have a short view over the source of different characters in Mahabharatha.  Each of these descriptions need further analysis but for the time being let us have a general view.

Krishna was the portion of Vishnu or Narayana. [Protector of the Universal system or Universal system itself] The divine Vishnu himself descended into the womb of Devaki and was born as her son Krishna

Bhishma the youngest among the eight vasus whom were born of celestial river Ganga by her husband Santanu. Here I would like to note Ganga is not just a normal river. It is called as "Akasha Ganga" or Milky way from where it is believed to come. Milky way is the name of our galaxy from where the Ganges was believed to be sourced. 
In Ramayana there is a mention on this "Himavan gave Gangato the Devas. She flowed in heaven as a river of light and purified anything she touched. She flowed through the galaxies as the Akash Ganga(the Milky way), river of the firmament, with suns in her hair".

Drona was the son of Bharadhwaja maharishi took birth in a vessel without a mother.

"And the seed of the great Rishi Bharadwaja of severe penances, kept in a pot, began to develop and from that seed came Drona (the pot-born)".

Dhrishtadyumna, was born of the sacrificial fire.

Kripa was born of the tribe of the Rudras.

"At the sight of the Apsara "Saradwat", rishi Goutama's bow and arrows slipped from his hand and his frame shook all over with emotion; but possessed of ascetic fortitude and strength of soul, the sage mustered sufficient patience to bear up against the temptation. The suddenness, however, of his mental agitation, caused an unconscious emission of his vital fluid. Leaving his bow and arrows and deer-skin behind, he went away, flying from the Apsara. His vital fluid, however, having fallen upon a clump of heath, was divided into two parts, whence sprang two children that were twins"

Aswatthaman, was born on earth, of the united portions of Mahadeva, Yama, Kama, and Krodha.

Sakuni, was the yuga Dwapara himself (the third yuga). 

Satyaki the king was born of the portion of gods called the Maruts.

Drupada was also born of the same tribe of the celestials.

Kritavarman was born of the portion of the same celestials.

Virata the royal sage was born of the portion of the same gods

Dhritarashtra born of Vyasa was the king of Gandharvas.

Pandu father of the pandavas was Purity's self.

Vidura, was god of Justice himself, was the excellent and greatly fortunate son of the Rishi Atri.

Duryodhana, was born of a portion of Kali on earth. 

Duryodhana's brothers (starting from Dushasana, hundred in numbers) were the sons of Pulastya (the Rakshasas)

Yudhishthira was a portion of Dharma



Bhimasena was of the deity of wind; 


Arjuna was of Indra and also Nara.
Nakula and Sahadeva,were portions of the twin Aswins. 
  
Abhmimanyu was varcha the son of Soma


Dhrishtadyumna was a portion of Agni.

Sikhandin, who was at first a female was (the incarnation of) a Rakshasa. 

The five sons of Draupadi, those bulls amongst the Bharata princes, were the celestials known as the Viswas. Their names were Pritivindhya, Sutasoma, Srutakirti, Satanika and Srutasena.

Pradyumna of great energy was Sanatkumara.

Gopikas - The portions of the tribe of Apsaras also became incarnate on earth according to Indra's commands--And sixteen thousand portions of those goddesses became, O king, in this world of men, the wives of Vasudeva.

Rukmani was a portion of Sri (Lakshmi) herself. 

Draupadi was born of a portion of Sachi (the queen of the celestials), in the line of Drupada

Kunti and Madri were the two goddesses Siddhi and Dhriti.

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