Saturday, February 1, 2020

CORONAVIRUS

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Coronaviruses (CoV) are a large family of viruses that cause illness ranging from the common cold to more severe diseases such as Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS-CoV) and Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS-CoV). A novel coronavirus (nCoV) is a new strain that has not been previously identified in humans.                                                                                     
Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people.  Detailed investigations found that SARS-CoV was transmitted from civet cats to humans and MERS-CoV from dromedary camels to humans. Several known coronaviruses are circulating in animals that have not yet infected humans.                                                                                                           
SIGNS                                                           

                                                
Common signs of infection include respiratory symptoms, fever, cough, shortness of breath and breathing difficulties. In more severe cases, infection can cause pneumonia, severe acute respiratory syndrome, kidney failure and even death.                                                                                                                                                                           
PREVENTION                                                      

               
Standard recommendations to prevent infection spread include regular hand washing, covering mouth and nose when coughing and sneezing, thoroughly cooking meat and eggs. Avoid close contact with anyone showing symptoms of respiratory illness such as coughing and sneezing.

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Friday, November 21, 2014

Ladke ki pitaai

1 ladke ne 1 ladki ko propose kiya
Ladki ne ladke ko bahut mara,
utha utha k patka.
Maar kha k ladka utha,
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kapde jhad k bola---
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"TO PHIR MAIN INKAR SAMJHU!.." 






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Sunday, October 12, 2014

RAVAN KA GYAN

जिस समय रावण मरणासन्न अवस्था में था, उस समय भगवान श्रीराम ने लक्ष्मण से कहा कि इस संसार से नीति, राजनीति और शक्ति का महान् पंडित विदा ले रहा है, तुम उसके पास जाओ और उससे जीवन की कुछ ऐसी शिक्षा ले लो जो और कोई नहीं दे सकता।

श्रीराम की बात मानकर लक्ष्मण मरणासन्न अवस्था में पड़े रावण के सिर के नजदीक जाकर खड़े हो गए।

रावण ने कुछ नहीं कहा।
लक्ष्मण जी वापस रामजी के पास लौटकर आए... तब भगवान ने कहा कि यदि किसी से ज्ञान प्राप्त करना हो तो उसके चरणों के पास खड़े होना चाहिए न कि सिर की ओर।

यह बात सुनकर लक्ष्मण जाकर इस बार रावण के पैरों की ओर खड़े हो गए।

उस समय महापंडित रावण ने लक्ष्मण को तीन बातें बताई जो जीवन में सफलता की कुंजी है।

पहली बात जो रावण ने लक्ष्मण को बताई वह ये थी कि
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"What's app से दूर रहना।"
दूसरी बात "Facebook का प्रयोग मत करना।"
और तीसरी बात "गाड़ी चलाते समय Mobile मत इस्तेमाल करना। नहीं तो बड़ा बुरा हाल होगा।"

Friday, August 22, 2014

जिंदगी खूबसूरत बनाने के बीस (२०) उपाएँ


1.खुद की कमाई से कम खर्च
हो ऐसी जिन्दगी बनायें,
2. दिन मेँ कम से कम 3
लोगो की प्रशंशा करें,
3. खुद की भुल स्वीकार ने मेँ
कभी भी संकोच मत करें,
4. किसी के सपनो पर
कभी भी न हंसें,
5. अपने पीछे खडे
व्यक्ति को भी कभी आगे
जाने का मौका दें,
6. रोज हो सके तो सुरज को उगता हुआ अवश्य
देखे,
7. खुब जरुरी हो तभी कोई
चीज उधार लें,
8. किसी से कुछ जानना हो तो, विवेक से
दो बार पूछे,
9. कर्ज और शत्रु को कभी बडा मत होने दें,
10. ईश्वर पर अटूट पुरा भरोशा रखें,
11. प्रार्थना करना कभी मत भूले,
प्रार्थना मेँ अपार शक्ति होती है,
12. अपने काम से मतलब रखें,
13. समय सबसे ज्यादा कीमती है,
इसको फालतु
कामो मेँ खर्च मत करें,
14. जो आपके पास है, उसी मेँ खुश
रहना सीखें,
15. बुराई
कभी भी किसी कि भी मत
करें,
क्योकिँ बुराई नाव
मेँ छेद समान है, छेद
छोटी हो या बडी नाव
तो डुबो ही देती है,
16. हमेशा सकारात्मक सोच रखे,
17. हर व्यक्ति एक हुनर लेकर पैदा होता हैं,
बस उस हुनर
को दुनिया के सामने लायें,
18. कोई काम छोटा नही होता, हर काम
बडा होता है
जैसे कि सोचो जो काम आप कर रहे हो अगर आप
वह काम
आप नही करते हो तो दुनिया पर क्या असर
होता...?,
19. सफलता उनको ही मिलती है
जो कुछ करते
है,
20. कुछ पाने के लिए कुछ
खोना नही बल्कि कुछ करना पडता है....

Monday, February 24, 2014

Santa Joke

Santa: Mom Aap ne mujse jhut bola.
Mom: Kb beta?
Santa: Ap ne kaha k tumari
choti bahen Pari hai.
Mom: Ha hai.
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Santa: To jb use blcony se fenka hai to udi q ni.


Mom shock Santa rocks..!!! ;)
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Sunday, February 23, 2014

ek over me ball

Santa: 1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
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Banta: 6
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Santa: Galat jawab
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1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen! :P

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Study for 3 hours

At home --> Study For 3 hours no one sees u.
suddenly u Pick the MOBILE for a second

Mom enters in d room.....nalaayak kabhi pad bhi liya kar saara din isi se chipka rehta hai :(

For those who are in hostel
Playing with mobile in hand For hours no one sees u.
Pick the book For a second

Friends enter the room and say
Saale kitnna paddega
dekhna kahin 1st naa aajaaye :P :D


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Tuesday, February 4, 2014

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Monday, October 14, 2013

Customer Care in 2020

Customer Care in 2020…


Operator : Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your…

Customer : Hello, can I order..

Operator : Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?

Customer : It s eh…, hold………. on……889861356102049998-45-54610

Operator : OK… you’re Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?

Customer : Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : We are connected to the system Sir.

Customer : May I order your Seafood Pizza…

Operator : That’s not a good idea Sir.

Customer : How come?

Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir

Customer : What?… What do you recommend then?

Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You’ll like it.

Customer : How do you know for sure?

Operator : You borrowed a book entitled Popular Hokkien Dishes from the National Library last week Sir.

Customer : OK I give up… Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?

Operator : That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99!

Customer : Can I pay by! credit card?

Operator : I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.

Customer : I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives.

Operator : You can’t Sir. Based on the records, you’ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today.

Customer : Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?

Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can t wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle…

Customer : What!

Operator : According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,…registration number 1123…

Operator : Is there anything else Sir?

Customer : Nothing.! .. by the way… aren’t you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?

Operator : We normally would Sir, but based on your records you’re also diabetic…….

Customer : #$$^%&$@$%^

Operator : Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman…?

Customer : Faints…..

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Sunday, October 6, 2013

Girl's awww awwwww

Boy: “Can You Stop Doing Awww All The
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Girl: “Awww… What
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Boy: “It Annoys Me..”
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Girl: “Awwww… I Am So Sorry”
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Boy: “It’s Ok, You Are A Sweet hear..
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Girl: “Awww… I Know
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Boy: “Get Lost Bye..
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Girl: “Awww… Baby Gussa Ho Gya..”
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Boy: “Whatever
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Girl: “Awwww…. You Look So Cute
When Angry”
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Boy Pulls Out The Gun, Shoots Himself
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She: “Awww…. Mar Gaye“

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Friday, August 16, 2013

UNDEFINED ALIENS [PART-4]- ALIEN PROOF ON THE EARTH

According to many archaeologists, ancient astronaut theorists and main stream scientists, Earth was visited in the past by extra terrestrials with superior knowledge, forever changing the course of human history. What if it were all true? Many questions, theories and research has been brought up about this topic. As the awareness and curiosity of many individuals began to grow, a lot more government paid occupations had been created regarding this topic. New discoveries regarding such a topic have been exposed by fully researching in to it, asking the who, what, when, where, why and HOW. Many curious and bright minded individuals have come together to figure out such a mystery. There are many strong indications. But, in the end, what you believe is yours to decide.

10) The Nazca Lines

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Drawn into a high plateau in Peru’s Nazca Desert, a group of ancient designs stretching more than 50 miles has astounded archaeologists for decades. Along with simple lines and geometric shapes, drawings of animals, birds and humans have also been made, some measuring 600 feet across. From their colossal size, the drawings can only be viewed and appreciated from way up in the air – and there is no evidence that the Nazca people invented flying machines. According to ancient astronaut theorists, the figures were used as guidelines for spaceships as they came in for landing, and the lines served as runways.

9) Vimans

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Many Sanskrit stories, which were written in India more than two millennia ago, contain information about mythical flying machines called “Vimans”. Comparing the similarities between descriptions of Vimanas and people who have observed UFO’s, ancient alien theorists have suggested that India was visited in the past by astronauts from other planets.

8) Pyramids of Giza

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Ancient alien theorists believe that visitors from other planets helped humans build architectural wonders like Egypt’s Giza Pyramid. Not only is Giza an incredible feat of engineering for its time, but it lies at the intersection of the longest lines of latitude and longitude. How is this possible? Did the builders of the pyramids already understand the Earth was round and its dimensions?

7) Teotihuacan

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Ancient alien theorists have pointed out that some ancient monuments demonstrate a thorough knowledge of astronomy surpassing knowledge of later cultures. The Pyramid of the Sun at Mexico’s Teotihuacan, lies at the center of a complex of pyramids, each aligned with a planet in the solar system.

6) The Sumerians

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The Sumerians are one the oldest civilizations known to man. The Sumerians believed they were created by the Annunaki, which was a group of E.T’s. The Sumerians believed the Annunaki came from the stars to planet earth to mine for gold. According to ancient myths, the Annunaki needed workers to mine for gold, so they genetically engineered and created the Sumerians (or humans).

5) Pacal’s Sarcophagus

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From Southern Mexico, Pacal the Great ruled over the Mayan city of Palenque, during the seventh century. He was buried inside a pyramid called the Temple of Inscriptions. The intricately carved lid of his sarcophagus has become a classic work of Mayan art and also proof and evidence for ancient alien theorists. In their view, Pacal is pictured in a spaceship during takeoff, with his hand on a control panel, his foot on a pedal and an oxygen tube in his mouth.

4) Mahabharata and Ramyana

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These are Ancient Indian Epics that talk about a great battle with men in flying machines, nuclear like explosions and large powerful weapons. Written over 2000 years ago. Are they just a good story or did they witness something in the sky back then? There are also interesting parallels to this concept in the Bible.

3) Puma Punku

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Located in South America, in the Bolivian highlands, Puma Punku is a field of stone ruins scattered with enormous, finely carved blocks. Such precise workmanship on a massive scale would have been nearly impossible without modern tools and machines, yet the ruins are more than 1,000 years old. Ancient alien theorists have hypothesized that extraterrestrials with advanced engineering techniques created the site or advised the people who built it. The Stones of Pumu Punku are made up of granite and diorite, and the only stone harder is diamond. Not only were these stones really hard to cut, but they were also extremely heavy. One of these stones weighs 800 tons!

2) Aliens and the Third reich

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Invading armies of almost invincible power, incredible weaponry designed to intimidate and annihilate. During the second world war, Germany possessed the most technologically advanced military in the world. Weapons such as the jet aircraft, precision bombers and guided missiles, all designed to blitzkrieg along Europe. They developed the first cruise missile, the V1 buzz bomber and the V2 – the first ballistic missile. German scientists were the envy of the world, but what made them so advanced? Were they simply smarter than others? They were simply viewing ancient texts not as legendary myths, but as source of historical and scientific fact. The Nazi’s were the best oriental scholars in the world, so they translated ancient texts such as the Hindu Sanskrit in to German.In 1939, German scientists invented their own flying saucer shaped aircraft and called it the “Haunebu”. When the Nazi party swept in to power in 1933, The Vril society encouraged Hitler and his henchmen to fund a world wide search of ancient alternative technologies. German scientists and researchers scoured the planet for ancient texts and relics, such as the holy grail and the arc of the covenant. Much more evidence points to the Nazi’s dealing with alien technology.

1) Flower of Life

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The Flower of Life was known around in ancient times, occurring in Temple of Osiris, Romania, Israel, China and many more places. Everything in the universe is Geometric, whether its people, trees, animals, planets, solar systems, stars, you name it. Everything in the universe comes out of this single pattern. The Metatrons cube forms from the Flower of life which forms the five platonic solids (Tetrahedron, Hexahedron, Octahedron, Dodecahedron, Icosahedron) which makes up the whole universe. Every element in the periodic table of elements has a geometric relation to one of the five platonic solids. So everything that modern science knows about elements and reality are tied together to the platonic solids, which comes from the Metatrons cube, which is formed from the fruit of life, which comes from the flower of life.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

UNDEFINED ALIENS [PART 3]- MUH NOCHWA AT LAKHIMPUR KHERI (UP)

During the summer of 2002, people in the Lucknow area (Lakhimpur kheri, sitapur) of the province of Uttar Pradesh experienced a wave of panic that made national headlines. Strange lights in the night sky coincided with reports of people being attacked in their homes and on the streets by something that left burns and scratches.

Uttar Pradesh is in the north of India and the events occurred in a radius of 50 miles of Lucknow. Military, police and scientists offered explanations that included ball lightning, Pakistani terrorism, insects and mass hysteria. The popular press ran stories of UFO claims, deaths and people being injured in the panic.
People called it "MUH-NOCHWA.."
To begin with, reports began to circulate of UFOs. Flashing blue and green lights were seen in the night skies. The reports were word-of-mouth and soon gained the attention of the local press. Initially, the reports only included unusual activity of these lights. Shortly after the accounts developed a closer, human element as people claimed to have been approached by solitary red, blue and/or green lights and to have then been injured. The claimed injuries ranged from scratches to electric burns to deep wounds. It may be robot sent by Aliens.

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Man vs. Woman


Must read guys its intresting...

Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman......A MUST READ!

1. MULTI-TASKING
Women - Multiple process
Womens brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook.
Men - Single Process
Mens brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

2. LANGUAGE
Women can easily learn many languages. But can not find solutions to problems. Men can not easily learn languages, they can easily solve problems. That's why in average a 3 years old girl has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 yeard old boy.

3. ANALYTICAL SKILLS
Men brains has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. They can analyze and find the solution for a process and design a map of a building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by women, they can not understand it. Women can not understand the details of a map easily, For them it is just a dump of lines on a paper.

4. CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, mans analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and he drives accordingly. Where woman take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. Mans single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrates only on driving.

5. LYING
When men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Womans super natural brain observes facial expression 70%, body language 20% and words coming from the mouth 10%. Mens brain does not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, do not lie face to face.

6. PROBLEMS SOLVING
If a man have a lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts them in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If a woman has a lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problems being solved or not.

7. WHAT THEY WANT
Men want status, success, solutions, big process, etc... But Women want relationship, friends, family, etc...

8. UNHAPPINESS
If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on their work. If men are unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the relations.

9. SPEECH
Women use indirect language in speech. But Men use direct language.

10. HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking. Men act a lot without thinking...
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Saturday, August 10, 2013

True Story of Couple

Must Read true Story
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Boy : Hey Jaan i am missing yew a lot , kal mile plzz??
Girl: baby me also missing .. haan kal milte hai
next day Boy call her n says
Boy: Jaan m really sorry aaj ka program postponed karna padega
mera ek frnd problem me fass gaya hai.. so uske saath hu abhi
Girl: hmm.. i was so excited to meet you ... you spoiled my day and mood.. tumhare liye to tumhare dost hi sab kuch hai:@:->
i dont wana talk to you .. mujhe call ya msg mat karna byee
Boy ( upset n confused what to do )
usne ye baat frnd ko batai
Frnd : koi baat nai be tu jaa .. bhabhi tujhe miss kar rai hai
agar teri jarurat padegi to mai tujhe call kar dunga
Boy : thnx meri jaan ... bt call jarur kar dio agar prob hui to
Chal byee
or fir ladka apni gf se milne chala jata hai
Now few days Later
Girl : hey baby bahut din ho gaye hume mile, kal mile??
Boy : ok jaan ... sure
Nex day
Girl call him n says
Girl: Jaan iam sorry hum aaj nai mil paayenge
meri ek frnd bahar se aayi hui hai use shopping karvani hai
Boy ( depress n upset ) : ok jaan koi nai.. hum fir kabhi mil lenge
Girl : thnx baby i Love u
Boy : love yew too
Conclusion : Boys are more understanding
or ye story 99.9% couples ki hai .. mostly girls is baat se deny karengi par andar hi andar une b pata hai k aisa hota hai...

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Friday, August 9, 2013

VERY FUNNY MUST READ

VERY FUNNY MUST READ: LOL
Men are Honest (story)

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked..

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with AISHWARYA RAI. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife .
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others...

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Thursday, August 8, 2013

10 paise bachaane ka tarika

TIPS How To Save 10 Paise Per Year.....
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Isme Bhi Interested Ho?
Kasam Se Yaar..
Kaha Le Jaoge Itna Bachakar.... :) :p

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Buffalo Joke

A Boy was driving a car ... :)
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A girl on a scooty overtook him !!
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Boy shouted, "Hey Buffalo" ... ;)
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Girl turned back n shouted.."you donkey, idiot, stupid monkey" !!
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Suddenly she had an accident. She was hit by a buffalo crossing d road.. :(
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MORAL:"Girls never try to understand what a boy wants to
say". :P :D

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